did he just say truffle butter?

I just had a birthday, and as I creep closer to 50, I have some realizations. These are 10 "UM!" things that came to me during this year.

1. My son is 11, where as the majority of my friend have adult children or even grandchildren.
2. I am a Helicopter Mom. Meaning, I hover over my child and pay extremely close attention to his activities, especially concerning education. No apologies needed here as far as I am concerned!
3. I feel I am "in the know" in most things. I keep up with current events. I am civically active.
4. I volunteer for causes that are important. 
5. I REALLY don't do gray hair on MY head.
6. There are people on the planet that are of great annoyance to me. I am working more and more to just ignore them. There are times that I go back to my "I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS" mantra and that seems to help.
7. I am in much better shape now than I was 2 years ago. Along with getting rid of 185+lbs of someone else, I dropped 40 lbs of my own and will not be picking either back up.
8. As much as divorce is a bitch, there is something very liberating about ending a relationship with someone that doesn't see or appreciate your greatness.
9. I am in need of more sleep now than even last year and I wonder why I now have to pee during the night?
10. As a child of the Hip Hop generation, as a Generation Xer, I don't understand most of the current "WTH" is it called rap music (lower case letters). I seriously had to go to the Urban Dictionary to define "Truffle Butter" and it ain't cute, at all. Reminded me of back in 1998 when I learned what "tossing salad" is. I guess each generation has their secret lingo, but with my 11 year old in the car and the chick on the car radio said "he was eating booty like groceries",  I was tempted to pull the car over. Yet, my son is very intelligent and thought the whole situation was funny yet ridiculous. He now says it just to make my eyebrow rise. Life is good!